DAVID MOANENBERG - A master director known for his brilliance in creating the onscreen (and offscreen) romance. He has been hired by the great Gloria Swansong to direct the most important movie of her career. If you’re looking to become a movie star, he’ll be more than happy to give you a shot on the casting couch.
LANA TURNOVER – An aspiring actor, she is the make-up artist on the set. Determined to become a big time Hollywood star, she’ll do whatever it takes to make her dream come true.
GLORIA SWANSONG - In her younger years she was a screen Goddess but those years are gone along with her sobriety. Now she is to star in her own story, “The Life Of Gloria Swansong”. She’s convinced that this is the movie that will reignite her smouldering career.
MS. TICK - Astrologer and Psychic to the stars. For years she has provided advice to a slew of Hollywood’s finest. Rumour has it that she is here tonight at the request of David Moanenberg.
ARNIE SCHNORESNEVER - One of Hollywood’s hottest leading men, he has been handpicked to star opposite Gloria in this film. Keep him away from open flames, sharp objects and your credit cards.
MAX HEADSPACE - Gloria Swansong’s personal assistant. I suppose you could say butler. There is nothing that Max wouldn’t do for her. He is as caring as he is loyal. Max is also assisting his mentor, David Moanenberg in the direction of this movie.
SAM SPADE - The local gumshoe. When someone turns up dead on the film set, Sam is called in to investigate. He is quickly suspicious and suspects foul play. Will he be able to uncover the clues to wrap this one up? Or will this case die like the last nine Gloria Swansong movies?